This Girl Gets A Homeless Boyfriend Who Screws Her In Several Ways…

This women starts dating a street performer who was homeless. After several months of dating, she came back to find all of her belongings sold for crack and trans-gendered prostitutes. An you think you have it bad…

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Mascot and Cheerleader On the 50 Yard Line

While still wearing the head of the seahawk mascot uniform, this guys gets with one of the dance girls right on the 50 yard line of the football stadium.

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Simba

Her then boyfriend came on her titties. She gathered some of his cum on her fingers, and as she smeared it across his forehead says “Simba” in Rafiki’s voice.

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Clean Up On Isle 5

I was once having sex with my gf at the time in a house upstairs in the bathroom by all the bedrooms. After I “finished” I said: “Clean up on isle uuuuhhhhhh…” I heard laughs from two different rooms.

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Dorm Room Surprise

It was 1969 and Dana was a senior at UCLA. ‘My girlfriend and I were looking for a place to make ‘nookie’ since my roommate was in my room studying. It was a few days before classes started and the room next door to her room was still vacant, so we went in there and proceeded,’ Dana explains. ‘Then, there was a knock on the door. We froze. Another knock, then the sound of a key going into the lock. Room was pitch dark, so it was just sounds, but we heard voices out in the hall.’
‘In a panic, I threw a blanket or something over my girlfriend, grabbed my pants and tried to pull them on as I headed for the door to keep it from opening. I got to the door with my pants just above my knees when the door opened,’ he recalls. ‘Standing in the hall was this sweet young freshman girl with her parents bringing her to her new dorm room! The looks on their faces were priceless. I asked them to give us a few minutes I mean, what choice did they have?’

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Virgin Has Thigh Sex

‘One evening after a few drinks, this younger boy and I were laying on the ground with our pants off and making out. We removed our undies and he starts moving his hips back and forth, slowly and then faster and faster,’ recalls Laura. ‘His breath got heavier, and then he collapsed on top of me. Mind you, this whole time I just laid there in fear of saying something that would embarrass him because … he was a virgin.’
‘He looked up at me sweetly and asked, ‘How w-w-was it for you?’ I replied, ‘What? You were between my thighs.’ Laura points out. ‘He laughed it off, but was super embarrassed. When we finally did get around to actually [doing the deed], it was fantastic.’

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Hair Gel Lube?

I used to date this girl that liked to go to parties at peoples houses and have butt sex in thier bedrooms. One night we had snuck into someones bedroom for the usual when she only had a little Ky jelly left in her tube. It wasn’t going well so I looked for somethig that might take the place of the KY.
I saw this big container of clear looking gel setting on the counter so I grabbed a handful of it. It worked fine for a couple of seconds then she started squirming and then finally going crazy.
The stuff I had used was hairgel and it had Alcohol in it as a drying agent.
We left right away and when we got to her apartment I went into the other bedroom to wash the stuff off my dick. My package had dried to my underwear and I had to tear it off like a big bandage.

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